"I effin' hate her!"

ok so

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 22:54:53 GMT

this lj name is no longer fitting. it should be i hate your EX girlfriends. cause that's my new thing. have I talked about this already? I don't think so. maybe I have and that's ok, cause I don't care.

here's what else I hate: stupid idiots who can't separate fact from reality. it is one thing to write fanfiction about fictional characters. that's one thing, and understandable in most cases, when the purposes are literary in nature. It's another thing entirely to write fanfiction about real and actual people. and then send it to the real and actual people for them to read. I mean, do you think any person is going to like reading a story from some fat old ugly manlooking lesbian about them (the person being written about) having graphic and kinky sex with a member of their family or their coworkers? Fuck! No they aren't! they will either feel very disturbed and violated and sick to their stomachs or find it terribly amusing that anyone has this much time on their hands and is that much of a loser that they can't get their own life. it's not like they'll read it and go " oh man, this is really well written. what a cool person must have written it!" WRONG! the opposite will happen.
I don't know guys, you all have read fanfictions in your day, tell me what you think. am I totally off base with this or what? It's possible that I am, but I doubt it in this case.

ATTN: Bitch Post

Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:07:05 GMT

it has come to my attention that some people are idiots and don't know it. so I'm going to point that right out to them now.

Yes, you have a cold sore. it's cause you have herpies, you ugly slut.

Yeah, you need to know that NO ONE CARES about your pet project. it's dumb and you really need to give it a rest.

let's see, where can i start with you. I've got it: DRUNKEN RETARD.

same goes for you, ho bag, but I have some add ons for you: FAT SLUT WANNABE. hey, look on the brightside! If you keep getting drunk all the time, you just might just beable to find a guy drunk enough to fuck you. oh it's sad, but soo true.

that's all I got right now kids!

indy wrestlers are drunken retards, or don't be all up in my grill and I might just die for this...

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:34:12 GMT

OK so my good friend redhairednaiad posted this year end thing. it was a pretty cool thing, or so she thinks anyways, but she made it instead of stealing it from everyone cause she is a cool gal and likes to be original. SO she did this, and lo and behold, she goes onto Myspace to do whatever cool things she does there and she sees some cuntass loser, let's call her...."Cuntwhoreberly" has stole said year end thing as a bulleten on myspace. now, Of course she wrote the year end thingie to be reused by people. but not on myspace and not lj, and not without so much as a nod in her direction. well, it's all fine and dandy that cuntwhoreberly takes her survey, but cuntwhoreberly doesn't even ever talk to my friend, my friend doesn't like her at all cause she's a cunt and a whore.. and a...berly. but then, every one steals it. including "Slutly" who my friend absolutly can not stand. she's an ugly whiny slut with diseases. and as if stealing her work was not bad enough, she calls it ....a Gimmick. Now, incase you arent' in with the wrestling lingo (slutly is a wrestler, or at least pretends to be cause she sucks. litereally but that has nothing to do with this parenthetical statement.) Gimmick is what a wrestler calls his or her persona in the ring. sometimes this also means something used in a match or a type of match. However, it has come to me and my friend's attentions that a big fat ugly vinyl wearing dumbass likes to use gimmick as a multipurpose noun. in place of just about everything. and since all other indy wrestlers in this state like to pretend they are as "cool" as mr. Hefty bag, they copy him. don't ask me why they think he's cool. probably because he can't drive. oh snap! that's right, the guy is like, 23 years old and can't drive. this would be fine, except this guy wrestlers around the country. so what does he do? he makes "friends" with younger wrestlers, getting them a match every once. but they drive him. to chicago, indiana pennsylvania....lots of places. it's pathetic cause these losers don't get that they're being used like a drunken horny wrestler uses Slutly.
That's right, I'm a bitch. wanna fight about it?
so on to my next topic of discussion, which also relates. indy Wrestlers are drunken idiots. its true. I have no respect for any of them. ok, a few. But those few are the ones that I think have talent and don't act like retards in their private lives. I mean, par example, there is this one guy, let's call him Skeezy Mcgee, who as soon as he turned 21 and probably a little before, turned into a drunken fool. I'm sorry, but when y ou are drunk and you do idiotic things with a camera infront of you, you're a drunken fool. and he constantly asks me to be his webcamera buddy, even though he says he has a girlfriend. who I might mention is like, 16 or 17, I don't recall. he also asks me on a regular basis if i've broken up with my boyfriend, for the sole purpose of trying to "hook up" with me. as if i want his diseased penis anywhere near me. Geeeross.
there is more, but If I went into it, I'd be confusing about a third of those who read this.

But Merry christmas y'all, cause if you're reading this, you are one of the few people I don't hate!!!!!!!

lucky you!!!!

and I need more icons. some one make me some.

hey look, I made a community

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:08:19 GMT

anoncommentlove

join it, love it, post in it. hell yeah

And I don't effin' care if it makes people mad

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:21:57 GMT

Courney has a new pet peeve: PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR OH SO FUCKING SIGNIFICANT OTHERS (WHOM THEY'VE BEEN WITH FOR UNDER TWO MONTHS) TO FAMILY AND/OR HOLIDAY FUNCTIONS.

This is fucking retarded. I mean sure, you're all proud of having a boyfriend. well get a fucking tattoo on your forehead, cuntlicker, cause that's just lame. what are you, engaged? married? oh no, wait. none of that. but you're INNN LOOOOOOOOOOOVE with the fucker. well fuck that shit. you want to make the holidays special for that ohsosignificant other, then suck their dick. it will be more meaningful to them, cause I'd place healthy bets on you being broken up within two more months. Do you feel the need to prove to your grandmother that you're not a lesbian or gay after all? then once again, get it tattooed or a better haircut. Trust me, Aunt Matilda and Uncle Frank couldn't give a flying fuck who this dipshit is, so why are you parading them around like a Racehorse or a call girl? it's fucking sick man! holidays are for the peopel who are IMPORTANT. aka family. Not the boy or girl you want to fuck. if your that insecure that you need to carry around your ohsosignificant other around like a deranged security blanket then you have no business trying to date in the first place.

On a separate note. don't talk about sex like you know it if you've only had bad sex. if you have had no sex, you are more qualified to talk about sex than someone who has had shitty sex with a terrible two-pump chump or dead fish skank.

eat it.

yes I'm still alive, and I still h8 ur gurlfriend

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 02:06:38 GMT

ok, so, i took a vacation from journaling, but I assure you, that I still hate bitchcuntassny. but here's the thing, I moved on. clap for me people, I mean, come on!

yes. I have moved on to bigger and better things. such as hating all whores and sluts. but that's ok, cause they'll get HPV and cervical cancer and die, where as I'll just laugh at their genital warts and big fat asses. so there. expecially people who screw people I want. expeically people who screw hot guys. expecially whores who get hot guys and then cause drama. and I don't even know these people personally!!! my hate knows no bounds!! isn't it GREAT???

so. there is this other person, that I want to die. this person is a waste of the good air that I breath. this person has a fiancee. they are both big and rotund. rotund and nerdy. here are some pictures of these people. oh, and they were definately NOT taken with permission from their photobucket:

This is Fuckface. and some random person

he is emo. and fat. and probably was kicked out of special ed for being too slow.

this is his fiancee, Fuckette. and some other person

I think she's an idiot. they are saving sex for never.

This is Fuckette with some guy, with Fuckface in the background pouting.

now why the hell is that cocksucker pouting? Did fuckette no write 20k of the story he is forcing her to write that day? (I think it's a fan fiction. spicy!)

this is fuckface looking very happy. he is as close to a hot chick as he ever will get in his life.

what a creepy stalker! run, becky bayless, run!

This is me stealing their bandwidth even more! look at poor CM Punk. Surrounded by fuckette and one of her "friends" is no place for you!

Unable to keep their stalking to little known indy prowrestlers, they turn to beloved cartoon characters to harras. poor spongebob:

...and fred flintstone:

fuckface likes to make things with his computer, but sometimes he's stupid.

Kelly Clarkson?????

oh well, at least HE thinks he's cool...

THE END.

the worst way to start my day ever

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 18:02:58 GMT

I wake up to check my computer shit and I see a entry from Him. and it's all about how his girlfriend can walk with her eyes closed in the morning. of course, that makes me think about why she is in his bed in the first place so I get mad and throw my brush and nail polish remover across the room and I shreked a little bit.
so now I'm back to listening to my "I h8 Bitchcuntassny" mixx and thinking about ways to kill zombies.

everyone should know not to date a zombie, because then you become a zombie.
and fucking a dead person is illegal in this state. so there.

and you might say, oh you're just jealous of bitchcunassny. well let me tell you. that's highly possible. but also, if she was not named bitchcuntassny and a stupid crackwhore, then I wouldn't care. for shit's sake, I would be happy if she was a great chick who treated him great and was the best thing in the world for him.
but NOOOOOOOO. He has to go dating a fuckin' zombie fuckass. well fuck that shit right up the ass.

grrr.

Oh, and my first entry was mostly made in the middle of the night when I was high on Mt. Dew and red bull, and to scare off any annoying people. I am, in fact, not 12, and I do know how to spell and use proper punctuation.
thank you.

I like to hate things.

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 05:35:46 GMT

so there is this dude i like, right?
well he has this gurlfriend and I fucking hate her. shes a bitch.

ok so maybe ive never met her but i know that shes a bitch cuz she looks like one.

the thing is that im way better for him, but apparently he doesnt see that. maybe shell die in a carfire.